Sunday, March 8, 2015

The Prince of Denmark-Chapter 9: The Serpent That Wears His Crown

The feeling of unease instantly hit the ebony prince as he landed on the ground below Elsinore's ramparts, and it grew exponentially as the ghost led him farther away from the castle and into the forest behind it.

Increasingly becoming terrified of the apparition once more, Hamlet came to a halt. Trembling, he inquired, "Where are you taking me? Speak. I will go no further."

The ghost then turned to face the prince, as he replied, "Mark me."

The onyx hedgehog flinched upon hearing the ghost's deathly, guttural voice, but he replied as steadily as he could, "I will."

"My hour is almost come," the spectre continued, "when I to sulfurous and tormenting flames must render up myself."

"Alas, poor ghost!" Hamlet cried.

"Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold."

"Speak. I am bound to hear you."

"So art thou to revenge when thou shalt hear."

"What?"

"I am thy father's spirit, doomed for a certain term to walk the night and for the day confined to fast in fires, till the foul crimes done in my days of nature are burnt and purged away.

"But that I am forbid to tell the secrets of my prison house. I could a tale unfold whose lightest word would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, thy knotted and combined locks to part, and each particular quill to stand on end, like those upon the fearful *porpentine."

The ebony prince had begun to tremble once again, yet the spectre continued, "But this eternal blazon must not be to ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list! If thou didst ever thy dear father love-"

"Oh God!" the prince exclaimed, whose senses were getting extremely overwhelmed.

"Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder," the ghost stated simply.

"M-murder?"

"Murder most foul, as in the best it is. But this most foul, strange and unnatural."

"Then I ask you to make haste and tell me about it, so that I, with wings swift as medication or thoughts of love, may be able to extract vengeance," the hedgehog replied, finally steadying himself and glaring in determination.

"I find thee apt," the apparition replied, with what looked like a ghost of a smile creeping onto its face, "And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed that roots itself in ease on **Lethe wharf, wouldst thou not stir in this.

"Now, Hamlet, hear. 'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard, a serpent stung me," the apparition resumed his deep scowl once more, "So the whole ear of Denmark is by a forged process of my death rankly abused. But know, thou noble youth, the serpent that did sting thy father's life now wears his crown."

"O my prophetic soul! My uncle?" Hamlet cried, his worst fears and greatest suspicions seemingly confirmed.

"Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast," the ghost spat out venomously, "with witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts-O wicked wits and gifts, that have the power so to seduce-won to his shameful lust the will of my most seeming-virtuous queen.

"O Hamlet, what a falling off was there!" it continued, its voice now filled with anguish, "From me, whose love was of that dignity that it went hand in hand even with the vow I made to her in marriage, and to decline upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor to those of mine.

"But virtue," it continued, at once filled with sorrow and anger, "as it never will be moved, though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven, so lust, though to a radiant angel linked, will sate itself in a celestial bed and prey on garbage.

"But soft! Methinks I scent the morning air. Brief let me be," the apparition cocked its head to the east, and sure enough, a smudge of lighter blue was creeping from the horizon.

The spectre turned to face the ebony hedgehog and began again, now with more urgency, "Sleeping in my orchard, my custom always of the afternoon, upon my secure hour thy uncle stole with juice of cursed ^hebenon in a vial, and in the porches of my ears did pour the leperous distilment, whose effect holds such an enmity with blood of man that, swift as quicksilver it courses through the natural gates and alleys of the body, and with a sudden vigor doth posset and curd, like eager droppings into milk, the thin and wholesome blood.

"So did it mine," the ghost said, anger seeping into its voice once more, "And a most instant tetter barked about, most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust all my smooth body. Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand, of life, of crown, of queen at once dispatched, cut off even in the blossoms of my sin, unhouseled, disappointed, unaneled. No reckoning made, but sent to my account with all my imperfections on my head. Oh, horrible, oh, horrible, most horrible!

"If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not," Hamlet flinched as he felt the apparition's voice suddenly reek of despair, it was practically begging, "Let not the royal bed of Denmark be a couch for luxury and damned incest. But howsoever thou pursuest this act, taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive against thy mother aught. Leave her to heaven, and to those thorns that in her bosom lodge to prick and sting her."

Hamlet flinched once again as he saw the apparition's eyes grow wide, "Fare thee well at once. The glowworm shows the matin to be near, and 'gins to pale his ineffectual fire. Adieu, adieu, adieu! Remember me!" it cried, bidding the hedgehog one last anguished farewell before it faded into nothingness.

It was then that the inky blackness of night was broken once again by the fiery luminescence of day, banishing shadows far and wide.

A/N: I guess I should put a disclaimer here so I don't get shot at or kidnapped by The Copyright SWAT team or something. I own not a single cell of any of the Sonic characters used in this story, SEGA and/or Archie Comics do. Also, the story of Hamlet is not owned by me either, although no one really knows who owns it and therefore can take credit for being the original author because Shakespeare's scripts of it are but his own stage adaptation of an ancient story/stories whose origins and credibility are still being debated today.

*Porcupine.
**A river in the Underworld that induces forgetfulness, according to Ancient Greek mythology.
^The actual identity of the plant/poison that Shakespeare meant to use as a poison in Hamlet has been debated for centuries, though the most common theories of its identity include yew (as most parts of a yew tree are toxic, as well as for the symptoms described as being similar to those detailed by Edmund Spenser, an English poet from before Shakespeare was born), henbane (another toxic plant), and ebony (as it was commonly spelled with an "h" during the time "Hamlet" was being written).

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Lesser of Two Evils-Chapter 3: For A Reason

The debate had been going on for days on end, or so it seemed to Locke. The Guardian wished for nothing more than to resume his experiments, for though it may not bear any great rewards in the long run, it would be better than merely sitting and arguing. However, Locke shook himself awake and tuned back in to the conversation at hand.

"...long-forbidden technologies, such as his experiments with biological enhancements, are forbidden for a reason," came Tobor, who surprisingly seemed to be the main opposition in the debate, but for what reason, no one was really sure. Locke had to suppress every urge to knock him out cold.

"I concur. Father Tobor does have a point," came the deep and rather intimidating voice of Spectre. Locke was not surprised in the least of Spectre's views, as the topic of technology and biological manipulations in particular was a touchy subject with him.

"But," came Sabre's voice, "times are changing, Grandfather Tobor, and as important as traditions are, I believe that there comes a time when tradition must be broken. And let us bear in mind, Haven is not exactly indicative of our naturalistic customs."

Locke internally beamed with hope. There was something about your father agreeing and sharing radical views with you that made everything less of a nightmare.

"Yes, but the time for tradition to break depends on whether or not it is for the greater good," snapped the elderly Hawking, who up until that point had not spoken much.

Locke finally broke his silence.

"And thinking of the safety of my son and the universe isn't for the greater good, then?" the Guardian snapped back.

"My dear boy," Sojourner replied, unfazed by Locke's outburst, "thinking of the welfare of your future son is all well and good, but aren't your methods a little overkill?"

"Not if you've seen what I've seen, Grandfather Sojourner," the younger echidna replied, his expression darkening.

"Oh?" Tobor retaliated, his voice dripping with sarcastic skepticism, "Then please, tell us all about what you've seen."

"Only the horror of seeing your own son obliterated right in front of your eyes," Locke growled, "If only you could've seen him; such bravery and strength, in the face of so unspeakable and terrifying an adversary," he began chuckling darkly, "How I would pointlessly bellow his name in a vain attempt to save him.

"The Ancient Walkers have granted me this vision, or so I've been told by Grandfather Athair," Locke did not need to turn to know that his father's expression had darkened at the mention of Athair's name, but he continued anyway, "for it seems that that scenario can be prevented, but only if we take action now."

"And Sabre agrees to that, though it comes from such an-ah-difficult source?" Tobor retorted, still woefully disbelieving; he was really beginning to grate on Locke's nerves.

"I agree...with Locke," came Sabre, "and by extension my father, and the Ancient Walkers. For though we have our differences, Father Athair is a wise echidna, and has a good, personal rapport with the Walkers. Remember that they do exist on the same plane as the great Aurora, Grandfather Tobor, and for good reason."

Tobor remained silent after that, as did the rest of the Brotherhood, who were letting Sabre's words sink in slowly.

Finally, Hawking broke the silence, "All those in favor of letting Locke resume his practices, maybe this time with a little bit of help," he flashed a grin at the younger echidna, "say 'aye.'"

The entire Brotherhood-even Tobor-in one unanimous, unwavering voice, uttered an "aye."

A/N: I own neither hide nor hair nor circuit nor shard of any of the Mobians/robotic mechs/objects of power mentioned in the above story. SEGA and/or Archie Comics do.
Risk more than is required. Learn more than is normal. Be strong. Show courage. Breathe. Excel. Love. Lead. Speak your truth. Live your values. Laugh. Cry. Innovate. Simplify. Adore mastery. Release mediocrity. Aim for genius. Stay humble. Be kinder than expected. Deliver more than is needed. Exude passion. Shatter your limits. Transcend your fears. Inspire others by your bigness. Dream big but start small. Act now. Don't stop. Change the world.
-Robin Sharma, The Rules for Being Amazing 

Monday, November 24, 2014

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about 7 out of 500 people.
-Judd Apatow 

Sunday, November 16, 2014

The Prince of Denmark-Chapter 8: Go On, I'll Follow

"The air is shrewd and bitingly cold," the ebony prince complained, scowling as he snuggled underneath the collar-line of his jacket in an attempt to shield his face from the wind.

"Yes, it's quite a nippy and eager wind, isn't it?" Horatio replied, himself shivering as well.

"What is the hour?" Hamlet inquired, growing steadily more impatient and agitated. The loud music and pungent smell of booze emanating from Elsinore's ballroom was not helping ease the prince's mood one bit.

"It is just shy of midnight, I believe," the blue hedgehog replied, taking note of his friend's dirty glances towards the raucous sounds originating from the grand ballroom.

"Non, it 'as already struck twelve," Marcellus piped up.

"Really?" Horatio quipped, "I heard it not over the clamor. So then, the hour that the ghost should appear is drawing nigh-"

Horatio was abruptly cut off as the royal trumpets blared their flourish-though sloppily, hinting at how intoxicated the players were-which was then followed by two loud BANGs as a pair of cannons were fired.

"What is the meaning of this, my lord?" the azure hedgehog asked, slightly alarmed by the sounds of flourish and ordnance.

Unfazed and further irked, Hamlet replied, "Placate yourself! It is but the sound of the king and his merry band of fools drinking and dancing the night away.

"Hear the musicians, they blare their trumpets and kettle-drums to celebrate his prodigious guzzling of German draughts," he snapped, rubbing his temples; he really was starting to get a migraine.

"Is it a custom?" Horatio asked.

"Marry, it is," the ebony prince sighed, "But to myself, though I am native to this land and its customs, I believe these traditions were better ignored rather than practiced. This rowdy revel gives other nations ammunition to traduce us, calling us drunkards and swine, and insulting our noble titles. Indeed, it does take a toll on our achievements, significant and great though they may be, and tarnishes our reputation.

"For so oft does it strike a few certain unfortunate, that for some anomaly of nature within them, placed upon them at birth (for which they are not at fault, since not a single individual can choose or control their origins), or for some abnormal habits are they looked upon with heavy judgement. It so happens that those who carry the stamp of one tiny defect, as wonderful and virtuous and talented and pure as grace though they may be otherwise, face the wrathful censure of everyone around them. As if the tiniest grain of evil towers over every single one of their most virtuous facets and casts deep shadows on all of their greatest achievements."

Hamlet's eyes then widened in shock as a ghostly figure suddenly appeared before the three men.

"Look, my lord," Horatio cried, pointing to the pearlescent apparition, "it comes!"

"Angels and ministers of grace, defend us!" the black hedgehog cried, crossing himself frantically, 

"Being either a spirit of health or a goblin damned, bringing either Heaven's breezes or blasts of Hellfire, here with intentions either wicked or charitable, you come in such a strange and bizarre shape that I have the burning desire to speak to you.

"I'll call you 'Hamlet,' 'King,' 'Father,' 'royal Dane.' O answer me! Let me not burst in ignorance, but declare to me why your canonized bones have burst through your coffin; why your tomb, where we have witnessed you being interred, has reopened its marble jaws and spat you out into the world of the living once more? What may this mean, that your corpse has 'taken up arms' yet again, catching glimpses of the moon, making the night hideously terrifying and we fools of nature to tremble in our boots, with thoughts of nothing but the domain beyond the reach of our souls? Why? What do you want from us?"

The Ghost said nothing, but motioned for a trembling Hamlet to come towards it.

"It beckons for you to go away with it," said Horatio, "It's as if it wishes to impart something to you and you alone."

"Look 'ow courteously it waves you toward more removed ground," Marcellus said shakily, "Do not go with it, s'il vous plait."

"No, by no means," the azure hedgehog interjected.

"But it will not speak otherwise. So, I shall follow it," the onyx hedgehog declared, at last regaining control over his trembling.

"Do not, my lord," Horatio replied vehemently.

"And why not?" the prince snapped, "What should be there for me to fear? I value my life no more than a murderer values the life of his victims. And as for my soul-well, a ghost cannot possibly do much to something as immortal as itself, can it? Look, it beckons to me to come forth again. I'll follow it."

"But what if it tempts you towards the sea?" the azure hedgehog shot back, "What if it draws you toward the summit of the cliff overhanging it, and once there, assume some horrible form to drive you mad? Think of it. The very place makes even the most level-headed of men feel despair to just look at the fathoms upon fathoms that is its depth, and to hear its roar beneath them."

"It still waves to me," Hamlet replied, all but ignoring Horatio's protests.

"Go on," the ebony prince bellowed to the Ghost, "I'll follow."

"You shall not go, sire," Marcellus crowed as he and the cobalt hedgehog began to restrain the prince.

"Let go of me!" Hamlet cried, desperately trying to break free from the combined grip of the other hedgehog and the coyote.

"Peace, my lord! You're not going anywhere," Horatio retorted.

"My fate cries out," the prince cried, a glint of madness and desperation in his eyes as he squirmed even more under the other men's unwavering grip, "and all the nerves in my body, have become as hardy as steel. Still, I am called. Unhand me gentlemen!"

Hamlet then manages to break free of his captors and quickly draws his sword, while the other two could do nothing but back away from him, for Prince Hamlet's name was near-legendary when it came to the art of swordfighting.

"By Heaven do I swear," he began, "I shall make a ghost of he who dares hold me back. Get away!

"Go on ahead," he repeated to the Ghost, "I'll follow."

And with that, the onyx hedgehog leaps off of the battlement, landing neatly on the snow-flecked ground below. The pale apparition then drifts further away, with the ebony prince in tow.

"He waxes desperate and insane with imagination," Horatio pipes up, alarmed at the sudden turn of events.

"Let us follow zem," Marcellus replied, "It is not right to obey 'is order to leave 'im be."

"Go ahead," the azure hedgehog said, "But to what will this all lead to? When will it end?"

"Somesing is rotten in ze state of Denmark," the sentry replied darkly.

"Then let us let Heaven direct it then," the hedgehog retorted.

"Non," Marcellus declared, drawing his sword, "let us follow 'im."

A/N: I guess I should put a disclaimer here so I don't get shot at or kidnapped by The Copyright SWAT team or something. I own not a single cell of any of the Sonic characters used in this story, SEGA and/or Archie Comics do. Also, the story of Hamlet is not owned by me either, although no one really knows who owns it and therefore can take credit for being the original author because Shakespeare's scripts of it are but his own stage adaptation of an ancient story/stories whose origins and credibility are still being debated today.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit!
-Unknown 
Success isn't defined by the dollar, my friend. It is defined by happiness.
-Jan Rae Licmo